Ssjsatoshi, Author at The Crypto Chronicle

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Bitcoin Wobbles as Tariff Talk Rattles “Digital Gold” Status

Ssjsatoshi
April 3, 2025

Trump’s “reciprocal tariffs” talk has Wall Street biting its nails—and crypto is feeling it too. Bitcoin’s safe-haven vibe is under…

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BTC vs. the 10-Week Curse: Is the Breakout Finally Here?

Ssjsatoshi
April 2, 2025

Bitcoin’s flirting with freedom after a 10-week downtrend, and traders are eyeing $90K BTC like it’s the first sip of…

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Bitcoin Whales Put Down the Harpoons – Is Accumulation Mode On?

Ssjsatoshi
March 27, 2025

Bitcoin’s big whales – the deep-pocketed holders – have finally hit pause on their selling spree. After unloading about 290,000…

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You Could’ve Turned $1K into $2.6K Just by Doing the Opposite of Jim Cramer

Ssjsatoshi
March 27, 2025

Back in May 2021, CNBC’s mad money wizard of chaos, Jim Cramer, suggested GameStop should “buy a ton of Bitcoin.”…

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Ethereum’s Bollinger Bands Are Squeezing—A Storm Is Brewing for ETH

Ssjsatoshi
March 27, 2025

Ethereum’s Bollinger Bands are tighter than Vitalik’s conference schedule—historically a sign that a big move is coming. Will ETH break…

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Dogecoin Foundation Drops $10M on DOGE Reserve—Is the Meme King Finally Getting Serious?

Ssjsatoshi
March 26, 2025

The Dogecoin Foundation just spun up a new corporate arm called DogeLabs and launched Doge Reserve, buying $10 million worth…

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BONK Is Bonkers Right NowBONK Is Bonkers Right Now

Ssjsatoshi
March 24, 2025

BONK—Solana’s favorite meme pup—just pumped 26% in a week, while Dogecoin and Shiba Inu have been dragging their tails. According…

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Trump’s Tariff Tango Boosts Bitcoin

Ssjsatoshi
March 24, 2025

President Trump’s recent tariff flexibility has ignited a bullish surge in the crypto market, with Bitcoin approaching $89,000 and altcoins…

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Solana’s Primed for Liftoff—But Can It Break Free?

Ssjsatoshi
March 24, 2025

Solana (SOL) is knocking on the door of a big breakout zone around $205–$210. Bullish signals are stacking up. Momentum…

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Why Bitcoin Could Hit $200K by 2026: A Comprehensive Analysis

Ssjsatoshi
March 23, 2025

The 2024 halving, institutional adoption, and ETF momentum are factors. Growing distrust in fiat systems also plays a role. Bitcoin…